The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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