his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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