can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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