sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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