The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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