i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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