What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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