there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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