I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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