its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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