if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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