There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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