my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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