She announced her abortion via fbk
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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