Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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