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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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