Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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