Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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