i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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