Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and she was petting her beer can
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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