Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize