i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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