my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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