I'm drive I can fine osifer
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
