You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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