Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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