Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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