he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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