We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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