My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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