so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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