used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Lo siento on account of my penis...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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