Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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