JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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