my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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