"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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