yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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