I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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