if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You can't motorboat a personality
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just gift wrapped bread.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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