I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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