i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
