That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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