She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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