I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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