We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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