i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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