YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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