why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.