I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?