Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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