his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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