he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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