Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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