I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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