no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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