Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
false alarm. still invincible.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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