Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We were destined to go to rehab together
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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