Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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