My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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