so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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