Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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