Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize